I would like to announce, to all those who can hear me (can you hear the voice of a person who isn't there? Yes, I'll throw it) that I have experienced the sensation, the phenomenon that is invisibility.
I haven't decided what to do with my new found powers yet, maybe go about tripping up people I dont like and making farting noises behind them while they are in important meetings. Then maybe I'll catch a flight and see the world. Simple wishes, but I know I'll be happy.
I wish I could just leave it at that, but it would appear that I have developed a skill for throwing my voice. I worked this out when I asked Marta a question and she answered Martina... I was so pleased.
I don't know if these new skills will be as useful or as fun as those of the invisibilism but I'm certainly looking forward to finding out. Maybe I could work on impressions of people and then make it sound like they are saying something else.
"So Mr. Bush, what do you think of Nader announcing his candidacy for the forthcoming election?"
"Ahh think it's grayyyte, in fayact, ah resaaahn, Ralph can hayave mah job today, election shmelection, thahht's mah motto!"

Ok, maybe it needs some work, but you see how my new talents can be useful...

Can you see me?